great minds think alike : the art of negotiations

kat blog AT pun dah ckp pasal nih. Ada kat BHarian online. ingatkan AT wat lawak lg tadi. rupanya betol. kui3. fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me...

try klik : http://www.bharian.com.my/Wednesday/Mutakhir/20090422164852/Article/index_html

AT pernah berkempen suh boikot Penanti. n i thot, isnt one of the most idiotic thing to do at the sooooooooo inconvenient and chaotic times like this? hihi. i already said that politician is like an open text book. setiap gerak geri dia kita boleh agak. because all of them one the same old thing. power. in anwar case, its the same thing that he wants. power and lots of power. so how do we calculate their next move? kalo prinsip fbi (federal bureau of investigation), dia akan kata "follow the money". in anwar case, "follow the source of power"

in one of my comments, i already pointed out some of the key points in negotation.
try klik: http://evnyle.blogspot.com/2009/04/untitled.html#comments

ok. nih citer serius sket. takmo gelak2 yer. the art of negotiations ;

the art of negotiations:

#1 "if u cant give them what they want, give them something u dont mind losing"

#2 "meanwhile (sambil2 tu), keep them waiting"

#3 "if they had waited long enough, let them down."

#4 "after that, give them something else to wait for"

#5 "if they are soooo stupid and they actually wait and DO NOTHING, go back to step no #2 and follow thru."

#6 "if they are smart and they actually DO SOMETHING, go to step #1 and follow thru."

#7 "repeat the cycle anytime and as many time as you wish"

aha.. jgn cari kat mana2. art of negotiation is mine alone. you see, ni lah typical politicians punya cara memperdaya, mengeksploitasi, mengecewaan rakyat! letak lah apa jua situasi, inilah cara mereka meng'auta'kan penyokong dan sekalian rakyat.

atas sebab2 ini jugalah, atas sbb taktikal ini jugalah saya membantah keras taktikal GMP!! haiya.. i dunno siapa yang jadi perancang kepada GMP but i can about guarantee you that GMP will produce nothing. ok lah.. perhaps the gomen will give something, tp, jgn terlalu mengharap.

barisan rakyat(rakyat, bukan Pakatan Rakyat) kena bijak. we have to break the cycle. maksudnya, bila kita meminta sesuatu dari ahli politik (pembangkang mcm anwar atau drpd gomen) kena tahu selok belok 'tawar-menawar'. the art of negotiation to get what we want! ask something that you can actually get! jgn mintak melulu!

contoh: permintaan menghapuskan ISA adalah permintaan melulu. siap buat GMI. haiyaaa!! ISA ni adalah satu akta legal perundangan. cuba lu olang pikey. ada bnyk lg akta lain yg menyekat kebebasan kita di malaysia. kenapa lu olang terus2 pegi serang ISA? secara falsafahnya, memang patut. tapi taktikal nya, kena step by step. start dgn akta2 draconian laws yg keci2 mcm OSA, PPPA, Seditious Act, etc. fokus satu2. jgn gelojoh dlm permintaan. try buat mcm demo BERSIH hari tu. kan cantik tu!

sbb itu lah, smpi sekarang, gomen masih gelak2 tgk cara rakyat tawar-menawar dgn kerajaan. bg gomen, rakyat ni menyalak ntah ape2 je. sbb sekor sana menyalak pasal ni, sekor sini menyalak pasal menda lain plak. haiyaaaaaa.. n pemimpin pembangkang plak lebih kurang 2 x 5 sama dgn rakyat punya pintar dalam menyusun strategi.

sbb itu, jgn marah kalau gomen pandang sebelah mata ja dgn demo2 ni semua. sbb diorang akan biar ja kita tertunggu2 sampai kucing bertanduk. because fokus kita yang terpecah. takdak strategi. out out out!

sbb ape? manusia ni jarang ada yang betul2 ikhlas dlm perjuangan dia. yg golongan bawahan mcm kita ni ja la kot. semakin tinggi level, semakin kurang taraf ikhlas nya. org2 yg ada pangkat, depa ada kepentingan masing2. kesian kat budak2 kecik yang kononnya hendak dibantu kefahaman sains dan matematiknya. piiiraaaaaahhhhh!!! cuba lu orang baca MEMORANDUM GMP. baca balik bagus2. baca secara microscopic. dasar kepentingan pelajar2 itu sendiri, dia letak prioriti no berapa?? even memorandum tu pon giler serabut! haiya.. out out out!!

cukup menyampah den nak tulis pasal nih. lu olang pikey la sendiri. daku sensitip sket pasal GMP nih. hahaha...

cuba tgk betapa liciknya anwar. taktikal dia, follow step by step the art of negotations yang dah saya bg kat atas. dia senyap ja mula2.. sbb dia kan thinker. agak2 bila dah semakin terdesar, imej PKR hampir calar, dia pun ok la... nak sgt aku mengaku salah? ok. aku minta maaf. tapi kat lim guan eng jek.. kui3... soalnya sekarang, what is his next move?

great minds think alike kan?

:)